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~~Out take #1
Scene: Yuusuke finishes playing with the little boy and walks across the
street at the beginning of the show.

Car: *squealing tires*

Man and Woman: *laugh loudly*

Little Boy: Kicks the ball into the street and wanders after it.

Zoom in on Yuusuke as he sees the boy and the oncoming car

Man: *looks up and sees the kid then slams on the brakes*

Yuusuke: *shrugs and keeps walking*

Director: CUT!! What are you DOING Urameshi?!

Yuusuke: What do you mean?

Director: You're supposed to SAVE the kid!

Yuusuke: I know. I read the script.

Director: So why didn't you FOLLOW the script?

Yuusuke: Because if the car hit me, I would die.

Director: And?

Yuusuke: You moron! That would hurt!

Director: *holds his head*



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~~Out take #2
Scene: In Ko-Enma's office, Botan has just shown Yuusuke the office.
 

Yuusuke: *looks down at the baby and blinks twice.* That's Ko-Enma?!
*Yuusuke bursts into hysterical laughter*

Botan: *wacks Yuusuke as hard as she can with her metal bat*

Yuusuke: X_X

Ko-Enma: *Looks at the crumpled body* I think myabe you overdid it
Botan-chan...

Dircetor: Booootan....
 

Botan: *Makes a kitty face nervously*



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~~Out take #3
Scene: Kurama, Hiei and Gouki are in the forest with the stolen weapons.

Hiei: Heh heh heh, with this sword I'll be able to take over the human world.

Gouki: Yeah, the three of us will make a great team. Using these artifacts.

Kurama: *turns and walks away*

Gouki: Where do you think you're going?

Hiei: ......

Kurama: I can't work with you. You are way too ugly.

Hiei and Gouki: *face fault*

Director: Wrong Kurama WRONG!

Kurama: Why? It's true, look at him.

Hiei: ... I can see where you're coming from.

Gouki: HEY!!

Director: My head is going to explode.



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~~Out take #4
Scene: Yuusuke and Rando are fighting outside, Rando has wrapped Yuusuke
up in his demonic web and begun to swing him around enthusiastically.

Rando: No matter no matter no matter no matter no matter!

Yuusuke: *smacks into numerous inatimate objects* X_X X_x x_X x_x X_x

Rando: No matter no matter no matter no ma- OUCH!! $%@$^@$%%^
continues swearing, dropping Yuusuke.

Yuusuke: X_X

Kuwabara: X_x

Botan: O.o N-n-nani desu ka? (what is it?)

Genkai: What the hell is wrong with you?

Rando: *still swearing* $%!!#%^&* I broke my $%*!@#^ nail #*&!$}~`&
*stomps around*

Genkai: ^^;;

Botan: Ouch... daijobu? (are you ok?)

Rando: *Looks at Botan teary eyed* Noooo.

Botan: *tuts and walks over to Rando looking at the nail*

Director: People! We're trying to shoot a TV show here!

Botan and Rando: *have heads together ignoring him*

Ko-Enma: BOTAN!

Botan: *Jumps* H-hai Ko-Enma-sama?

Ko-Enma: Forget about the stupid nail and get away from him, he's a demon!

Botan: B-but...

Ko-Enma: *shaking Yuusuke* Go kill him!

Yuusuke: o_O When did you get here?

Genkai: Bakas.



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~~Out take #5
Scene: Hiei is standing on a tree somewhere.

Kurama: *walks up to the tree and looks up at Hiei* HIEI!

Hiei: *Falls, tumbling through branches* @_@

Kurama: Daijobu?

Hiei: .... *glares at Kurama* You suprised me.

Kurama: Gomen ne? *Attempts to help the fire youkai up*

Hiei: ... Don't touch me.

Kurama: ^^;; Gomen...

Hiei: I hate this show.

Director: Well you aren't all that easy to work with either.

Hiei: *pulls his sword out*

Director: *laughs nervously* Um... let's start from the beginning of that
scene again.



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~~Out take #6
Scene: Suzaku is watching Keiko get chased by freaky humans and Yuusuke
walks in.
 

Yuusuke: ?! Keiko! Botan!

Suzaku: Kukukuku (evil laughter) How do you like it? You're girlfriend
gets to star in a real life horror movie.

Yuusuke: You bastard!

Suzaku: *Ignores him and watches the screen smiling*

Yuusuke: Hey!

Screen: *Keiko gets a punch thrown at her and she looks terrified.

Yuusuke: Oi! Baka-yarou!!

Suzaku: *licks his lips*

Yuusuke: *falls over* You are one sick....
 

Director: CUT!!



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Oooh, that was so funny! ^^ Hmm, I wish they would make real YYH episodes based on this.



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Yeah, that would be awsome ^^ I wonder whom they would choose to play Kurama's role....^^"

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Hmm... good point. ^^;; Well, I would definitely like to play his role. xP Haha. aww

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Maybe we should make a "film" about YYH right here, on the forum...*stupid idea...^^"...* forget I said anything....^^"



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That's not a stupid idea at all...! It sounds fun and entertaining! ^^

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